Pokemon theme song
Written by Espeon
posted 3 months ago
I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
searching far and wide
Each pokemon to understand
the power that's inside
Pokemon! its you and me
I know its my destiny,
Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend
in a world we must defend
Pokemon! a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through,
You teach me and I'll teach you,
Pokemon! gotta catch'em all,
gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!
Sorry I was bored...
Ask the Pokemon.
Written by Espeon
posted 5 months ago
I'm a big fan of Pokemon so I'll write what they say. You can ask any of these Pokemon.
Pikachu.
Bulbasaur.
Charmander.
Squirtle.
Cydaquil.
Mudkip.
Eevee.
Meowth.
Togipi.
just some random story
Written by Espeon
posted 5 months ago
pikachu was walking in the park.
Pikachu: this will be relxing.
Raichu: hey look jolteon it's my ex-girlfrend.
Pikachu: oh crap! (runs away. sees bobobo and don patch.)
Pikachu: HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S BOBOBO!!!!
Don: who the hell is this bobobo?
Bobobo: god knows! Wana get drunk?
don: nah im done with that last time i got wasted too bad.
bobobo: (squeek.)
pikachu: hey wheres beauty? without her this show is too dumb?
jellyjiggler: hey don! do you wanna go tease gasser?
Pikachu: this is boring and crap. (pulls out a bazooka) Come on bobobo! BRING IT F****** ON!!!
bobobo: Fine. Fist of the nose hair!
Raichu: hi pika- WHAT THE HELL!!!!!???? (Gets shot.)
pikachu: raichu? woohoo hes finally dead!!!
beauty: WHAT THE F*** IS GOIN ON HERE!!!!?????
Pikachu: Finally! it's beauty!
Raichu: OH MY GOD!!!! ITS BEAUTY!!!! will you go out with me?
Gasser: no way!!! shes with me!
Raichu I'll fight you for her!
beauty: don't I get a say in this?
Raichu and gasser: NO!!!
(raichu and gasser start fight the raichu zaps don patch and turns him into a tomatoe.
don: ............. cool.
softon: what the...?
pikchu: HOW THE BL**DY HELL DO ALL THESE PEOPLE KEEP POPPIN UP!!!???
Bobobo: through that portal over there. (points to a portal, by now raichu really is dead.)
gasser: Hey beauty, wana get an ice cream?
beauty: sure. (dengakuman runs along.)
dengakuman: I WANT A ICE CREAM TOO!!!
hatenko: Hi.
Pikachu: oh my god it's hatenko he is soooo cute!
hatenko: yeah umm... I'm gonna go... (leaves.)
softon: why the hell is there a dead raichu here?
pikachu: gasser killed him...
softon: why?
pikachu: him and raichu was fighting over who goes out with beauty.
softon: ...............................!? AND GASSER WON!!!??? OH MY GOD MY LITTLE SISTER IS DATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
pikachu: relax! shes 14.
softon: (chases them) don't worry beauty! your big bro is comin to the rescue!
pikachu: looks like it's me and you bobobo.
don: and me! eat five of me or my cousins a day if ya wana be heathy!
Pikachu: im gona go. (leaves and don gets eaten by bobobo but as soon as bobobo puts don in his mouth he turns back.)
bobobo: AHHH!!!! I don't like meatheads! im a vegetarian.
THE END!
I hope youliked my piece of crap.
espeon
Written by Espeon
posted 8 months ago
can every1 put in if they like espeon or not, i'm bettin against my friend



