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The prodigal son wakes from a coma
Written by Hell-Spawn on Thursday, July 27, 2006
So I didn't pick up guitar again. Nor did I post for four months up in this beyotch. Who is to blame? Sex, drugs and work I presume. Regardless, as I have developped a cult following of sorts (by which I mean my girlfriend and a creepy dude who shall remain nameless) I will begin blogging anew, and this time with consistency, contingency and agency.
And so begins my new blog;
It would seem that Hillary "pass the 8-ball" Duff has decided to grace Toronto with her (ever diminishing) presence. She was in town last night for a 'concert'. Let me just make it perfectly clear that the only thing worse than Hillary Duff's new teeth is her so-called 'music'.
Once upon a time I was channel surfing while washing the dishes (using my sixth toe to change channels) when I came across a channel which I enjoyed. I was halfway through singing along with Hillary to "Break through the rain" when I realized the sound was not Hillary's music but two mildly retarded baboons killing eachother on the discovery channel.
That is of course not to say I don't like Hillary...well I don't. But it's not to say I didn't USE TO like her! She used to be a cute, in that aww look at the little blonde girl smiling on my tv kind of way. Now she's just another little hoebag trying to look all mature and act slutty.
I assume we've all seen this?
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/01/hilteeth.jpg
In the words of one Frank Burns
"Put her back in, she's not done yet!"
