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OMG! DO YOU WANNA KNOW THE MOST ANNOYING GUY IN MY LIFE!!!????
Written by hyper_squirrel on Sunday, June 15, 2008
I'd be walking along in school minding my own business and this relitively normal looking guy would walk past. I'd not take no notice, then suddenly he'd go, "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" I'd be standing there like "What the hell!?" He'd go " BEEP BEEP BEEP! COCK-A-DOODLE DO!!!" I'd be thinking "My god he has problems! Oh well." Then in ICT I'd be on the computer watching Eddsworld, then that b*stard would walk up behind me just watching. I'd go "Um... Would you mind going away?" He'd ignore me. So I'd be like " Oh well." Then this was the final straw. I'd be watching the Halloween episode and Tom would be stabbed in the heart. The annoying idiot would start laughing like a freaking maniac. Not just psyco laughing. Proper like messed-up gay laughing. So I'd be like "OMG I don't belive this." Then he'd go "What episode was that?" I'd be like " F*ck off!" He'd walk off like "Beep beep beep!" OMG! I SEE HIM ALL THE TIME!!!! "Beep beep beep!" No mate. "Beep beep beep!" No! Shut up you idiot! "BEEP BEEP BEEP!" WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!??? ARG!!!!
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