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Kirby!
Written by hyper_squirrel
posted 5 months ago
Tiff: *Sigh... I'm bored... Oh my god... so bored...
Tuff: Well, there's a monster over there let's go fight it!
Tiff: No... It's boring... It happens too much...
Tuff: But!!! Won't we die!!!??? Meta Knight! HELP US!!!
Meta Knight: Nah... I agree with Tiff, it hapens too much... there's no point.
Kirby: Poyo!
Tiff: What's wrong with him!!!???
Knuckle Joe: Kirby!!! Be my puching bag!!!
Kirby: Eh?
(Joe goes to punch him and Kirby bites his hand.)
Joe: *Sigh...
Meta Knight: He is now, "Hand Kirby".
Joe: You know Meta Knight... I've been thinking about how I'm strong and fast, you killed my father... I was thinking... I might kick your ass...
Meta Knight: Say wha-?
Tiff: Hey! Don't fight.
Meta Knight: Hey! Piss off! I told you why I had to do it! He was gonna turn evil!
Joe: And that makes it ok, does it!?
Kirby: Poyo!
Joe and Meta Knight: SHUT UP!!!!
Joe: You know? I'm not gonna fight I'm outta here!
(Leaves. By now Kirby's ears are bleeding from Meta Knight and Joe's shout and Tiff and Tuff have killed the monster and walked off.)
Kirby: F*ck this! I'm outta here!
Meta Knight: WAIT!!! I thought you couldn't talk! ..........................................
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I'm alone... so alone...
(Sword and Blade come.)
Sword and Blade: we're here sir Meta Knight!
Meta knight; no way you're gay.
(Leaves.)
Sword and Blade; WTF!?
Talk about Super Smash Bros Brawl!
- Written by hyper_squirrel
- posted 5 months ago
I LOVE this game soooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!