TEETH!

I don't know if it is because I didn't brush my teeth for a week or whatever but my teeth are sore as hell. Or maybe it is something else in my skull, it is hard to distinguish! PISSED!

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BREAK

I JUST BROKE THE HINGE ON MY BRAND NEW DS GODDAMN IT!

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Exam

Got a big exam in remedial math pretty soon, I hope my lack of studying and homework doing does not effect my grade. :(

LOL, I should of had a bachelor's degree last year instead of 2-3 years from now if ever at this rate. Yeah!

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ZIT!

Dear Internet,

Today I got my first zit, I am so goddamn depressed I think I am going to DIE. I didn't want my mom to see it but she did anyway because it was on my neck which is the worst place EVER!!

Anyway she said, "OH NO DEAR WE HAVE TO GO SEE YOUR DERMATOLOGIST RIGHT AWAY!!" She said it REAL loud infront of my friends and I said, "MOM you are EMBARRASSING ME!" I swear to god, the instant I learn witchcraft I am turning her blood into motor oil! (X__X)

Anyway, I ran up to my room and slammed the door and I turned up GREEN DAY really loud and started eating an entire bag of Oreos like I always do and I was going to write some depressing song lyrics in my diary except I had filled up all of the pages already and even though I asked my mom to get me a new one she STILL hasn't done it YET!! I yelled downstairs, "GODDAMNIT MOM! GET ME A NEW DIARY AND SOME oreos! I ASKED YOU A MILLION TIMES ALREDAY!"

And she had the nerve to say to me, "GODDAMN ME? GODDAMN YOU! YOU ARE A GROWN-ASS MAN GET A JOB AND OOUT OF MY HOUSE!"

So anyway we sparred for a while, started with guns but when we ran out of ammo we switched to a knife fight and then when my knife fell into a ravine and my Mom's knife also fell into a ravine and then my Mom fell into a ravine, my Dad stepped in and we engaged in hand-to-hand combat.

It was my Hamster Style against my Dad's Lobster Claw, we rumbled for three days on the edge of an errupting volcano. At that point we were evenly matched and every blow was expertly deflected, but when the ground opened up and MAGMA started flying all over the place I saw my chance and planted a fearsome Hamster Wheel Roundhouse kick square on his chin!

But little did I know that he had been waiting for that exact instant to spring his own trap! Suddenly, from out of no where, my Mom sprung into the air, flanked by no less than 88 dermatologists and they applied anti-bacterial creme to the growth on my neck RIGHT INFRONT of my friends! It was so embarassing I wanted to just die right there!!! ;_____;

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Re: Chinese Man

You are not Chinese you damn liar! :flame:

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