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Why I hate kool-aid
Written by Kimimaru
posted 2 months ago
I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid.Used to really, totally give me nightmares?Remember those kool-aid commercials?Where that, no that big,
talking bowl of punch?He would come crashing through your fucking wall in your living
room?You wouldn't even know he'd a-*bpfooom*"Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!"Right?!
And the little kids were all exited?"Yes!Yes!"!And then they would drink outta him,
after debris fell in his open, dumb head!He would pour himself!"Oh yeah!Oh yeah!"!
Him in his crazy tites!I don't like that!I don't like when juice wears tites!It's a horrible
combination, juice wearing tites!Fuck drinking outta him!If that were me, I'd be like,
"No, no, no, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work!He's gonna beat me with a belt!He won't belive that a giant, talking bowl of Fruit Punch came in here!
You stupid idiot!Yeah, coming through the wall is real fucking cool!Useing the front door is cool!Don't touch me, you drink!Don't touch me, you giant beverage!You are
sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tites, and you will go down, your very
top heavy.You glass bitch!You glass bastard!""Oh yeah!""Oh no!Naughty, naughty,
kool-aid!""Oh yeah?""No.No.""Oh yeah?""No."
ICarly theme song
- Written by Kimimaru
- posted 4 months ago
In 5.4.3.2.I know, you see, somehow the world will change for me, and be so wonderfull.Live life, breath air, I know some how we're gonna get there, and feel so wonderfull.It's all for real, I'm telling you just how I feel.So wake up the members of my nation, it's your time to be!There's no chance unless you take one, and the time to see the brighter side of every situation, some things are meant to be, so give your best and leave the rest to me!Leave it all to me!Leave it all to me!Just leave it all to me!
'Nudder story
- Written by Kimimaru
- posted 4 months ago
This is a spoof.
Ash:"Hi, I'm Ash.And this is my ANNOYING Pikachu!"
May:"I'm May."
Ash:"She has Slim-Fast every day!"
The End
Story
- Written by Kimimaru
- posted 4 months ago
This is about what the A.C.T. do in thier spare time.
Alakazam:''I AM BORED!!''
Charizard:''Why don't we see if we can pass Gold rank?''
Tiranatar:''Ranks can go higher than that?!''
Alakazam:''Of course.But...I've always wanted to meet Lucario.He's my hero.''
Tiranatar:''I found a new dungeon yesterday.''
Charzard:''I'm gonna go get drunk.''
Tiranatar:''See ya.''
Alakazam:''...And now I'm alone...Well, at least I can meet Lucario now.''(He meets him)Lucario:''Hi, I'm-''
Alakazam:''I know who you are.You're my hero!''
Lucario:''Uuuummm.........Ok, bye.''
Alakazam:''I'm so glad I got to meet him!But now I'm REALLY bored.''
The end