• submitted by Barnacle
• posted 6 months ago

the best ugly duck for a brother i've ever had. i wish donk was my brother

• submitted by theDONK
• posted October 18, 2006

the best lover i've ever had. put it in slower next time

• submitted by mossiah
• posted November 2, 2005

I am sorry you are a plastic action figure. I feel your pain.