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Written by Modojo on Sunday, October 15, 2006
So I was hanging out with one of my lady friends the other night. Wait, did I say hanging out? I meant making out. Anyways, as I was doing my thing on the couch, with the sounds of Halle Barry from X-Men 3 in the background (she wanted to watch Failure to Launch, HA!), she said she needed to go to the bathroom.
Afterwards she comes out of the bathroom and gives me a stare. Yes, THE stare. She sits in silence for a minute and finally says, "why do you have so many video games in your bathroom?" Two words went through me at that moment, "awk" and "ward". Not only did I have a stack of various video game magazines (with a hint of Maxim to boot), but I also had my Game Boy Micro, Nintendo DS Lite, and Sony PSP all right on the counter next to the toilet.
Before I could even answer the first question, she then says, "and why is one of the games Pokemon?" Ahh, yes, she's now discovered my love for Pokemon. The near 18 year old who is still playing Pokemon. So I prepped my words and swallowed the lump in my throat. I told her the truth. I was a giant geek. I told her that I had close to every Pokemon game in existance. I showed her my video game collection, which a massed over hundreds of titles.
And you know what we did after that? Continued to make out. Who said Pokemon can't get you some action?
- Dan B
posted March 19, 2007