Bon voyage, G4! And don't come back!
Written by Modojo on Tuesday, October 17, 2006
So you might have read the news today that Comcast is basically giving up on G4, the first "network established for gamers". Apparently, it's just not making any real revenue for the company.
To me, G4 was a clusternut to begin with. A failure. They take some shows that were actually good and revamped them all to hell. Attack of the Show was once of the best shows going until, surprise, it became just another love-fest that spoke to everyone but the core audience that was attracted to begin with. Don't even get me started on Filter. Or Cheaters for that matter. Such a glorious show, watching couples fall apart. Meh.
The only successes that I see were Arrested Development, which will no doubt go to Comedy Central or somewhere BETTER, and Banzai, which should go on Spike TV right next to MXC and TNA Impact. Past that, it was just a bunch of people trying to talk the game vibe but never really feeling it. It felt like a waste, like they were talking DOWN to you instead of trying to relate. Even the hotness of Morgan Webb (and, yes, there were times she was hot) couldn't save us from Adam Sessler's psychobabble and the annoyance of Kevin Pereira.
Really, begone with it. The good people who are at the channel will find better gigs elsewhere. Blair Butler? She'll find a good comic book gig of some kind. Olivia Munn? Onto more acting gigs. Webb? She already has a future secured at FHM, so that's no biggie.
Three and a half years the channel's been around, and it's only attracted me for, what, reruns, Happy Tree Friends, and Cinematech. That's...about...it. Sad.
- Robert Falcon




