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Usual Lawn Maintenance, Blown Transformer, and...Moving?
Written by mort-a-potty
posted August 25, 2005
today I mowed the yard. grass was like six inches high not only our yard, but the neighbor's front yard, but I'll get to that in a minute.the grass was wet as it had rained off and on for two days, and finally stopped about two days ago. so, the grass clumped and got stuck in the mower and **** so ever few rows I'd have to release the blade lever and dig the **** out. my hand is now all tore up from it, although I don't know why anyway, I was cutting the back yard grass and my neighbor who I literally have never said a word to, ever (and same for her to me) asked me to cut her grass in the front yard, she paid me fifteen bucks too, which was sweet **** I say. she's cute, looked to be about 24-26. don't even know her name though. I don't know any of the neighbors really but yeah, that got finished and thank god she left her porch light on and the neighbor left his over-the-garage light on so I could see in the total darkness outside. her grass was slightly higher than mine. I had the mower set pretty high for both of our yards though cause seriously, that was some high high grass.i know, my life is boring as hell, sorry 'bout that.oh, the transformer blew a while ago in the back yard, so we were without power for like ten hours or so. it was hot as hell. thank god that got fixed. our gate to our backyard is now leaning up against the fence and the metal post in the middle of it was ripped out of the ground and now just literally sits in the hole where it once was. they're sposta send someone out to fix it once the ground dries up, but no telling when that'll be. I need a job please. my mother asked me today if I cared if we moved to somewhere else. I was kinda like WTF? but I told her I don't really mind cause she said it would be a bigger city like chicago or new york maybe, which would be ****ing sweet. I've always wanted to go to nueva york, but even at a small of a chance as it is, gotta hope she checks it out. her company is merging and she might just say fuck it and retire from there (24 years of service) and then go work somewhere else (hence the moving) so I'm definitely interested in seeing what (if anything) will come of this. She's probably just talking out of her ass again though, so it's probably just nothing. Sorry this was so long, but, congrats for making it all the way through this nonsense. end.
I'm Not Dead Yet.
- Written by mort-a-potty
- posted August 24, 2005
A brief hiatus never hurt anyone, right?Anyhow, First comment I had to delete so far, some long shit about wood. a spammer found this thing apparently. Oh well, easy fix for that. Turning in more apps (turned one in yesterday even) and still can't find shit. What the hell is up with this? I'm not that bad or dumb of a guy (and I'm just drop-dead gorgeous) so I don't see the problem... Preseason football is underway. pretty good stuff. I mainly follow Tampa Bay (Buccaneers) so my comments will mainly relate to them. 2nd round pick MLB Barrett Ruud (pictured right) looked really sharp in the two games so far. definitely going to continue the tradition of an excellent defense for years to come. 3rd year backup QB Chris SImms looked like shit against Jacksonville, while newcomer Luke McCown looked very good against them. perhaps Simms won't be 'round Tampa for the 06 season. Not much else to say. 40-year old virgin I saw today. was pretty funny. Nice to see Steve Carell getting some attention. He was a favorite of mine on The Daily Show a while back. and for those of you who I have no idea who are and have never heard of before...ever, please stop trying to add me to your facebook, thanks. (not that I expect any of them to read this). At least say hi, jesus!end.