• submitted by Staatz
• posted December 3, 2006

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ahahahahaha

• submitted by Illustrious Chin
• posted November 29, 2006

I was the only person to show up at his birthday party but he didn't know it because I was hiding in the bushes outside, covered with feces and cutting myself. Actually it was a coincidence.

• submitted by Chac
• posted November 1, 2005

All I have to say is 15-10. Mwahahahah.

• submitted by mossiah
• posted October 15, 2005

I am sorry you have to live in Oklahoma when dad was creating the heavens and the earth he forgot about that place.

• submitted by Patrick
• posted October 7, 2005

Mort is the best Apple moderator that I know!

• submitted by LoganSnake
• posted October 7, 2005

THE Mac guy to turn to in time of need.

• submitted by Jarred
• posted October 7, 2005

Mort is the smartest guy from Oklahoma that I know!