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Jesus website of the week. 10/31/05
Written by mossiah
posted October 31, 2005
Seeing as its haloween Here is a great way to come visit me. Jesus in style. Check out CasketMastr.com [Link] They make things to make you look good when you are dead. Here is a cool pic from their site.
Ha I got here first! You loose!
- Written by mossiah
- posted October 31, 2005
Yup thats right. I got here first. It is one of the benefits of being the son of god. I get early access to all websites and product launches. Unfortunately I am not really allowed to talk about it much cause well.. we all know bad stuff happens when you piss off the old man. Just look at adam and eve. Ouch! But alas I digress.
The whole reason for this post is so I can boast about how sweet this site is and how I got here first. And since I am here first.. (well just after mobono ) So welcome I guess... leave me a comment ask me question.. follow me. for heaven's sake I am jesus and when jesus is gaming on the go (jesus is always on the move) he hangs at modojo!
P.S. Jesus hates club soda
What I want for my 2006th birthday
- Written by mossiah
- posted October 15, 2005
I am not really sure what to ask dad for this year.. Post some suggestions plz!
Why the greek gods are dumb.
- Written by mossiah
- posted October 15, 2005
Cause they don't exist thats why. There is only one true god and thats my dad man. So you better not piss me off or else you will get the beat down from heaven town yo!
From water to wine
- Written by mossiah
- posted October 10, 2005
Well this is a very long story but we will start with water.