• submitted by SHAYMIN
• posted 7 months ago

and if ur "jesus" wat did u say last to the disiples?

• submitted by SHAYMIN
• posted 7 months ago

dude quit talking trash to ppl its not kool and everyone knos ur not jesus stop its dumb and no one likes u

• submitted by Lithiumcore
• posted 11 months ago

I believe in you!

• submitted by Espeon
• posted 11 months ago

evry1 hates u ur not jesus ur a fake! >=(

• submitted by SHAYMIN
• posted November 24, 2007

basterd

• submitted by SHAYMIN
• posted November 22, 2007

el ass hole you a basterd bich hole

• submitted by SHAYMIN
• posted November 21, 2007

PWNd u wat fo

• submitted by SHAYMIN
• posted November 21, 2007

hey if youre the mossiah y do u cuse and demine everyone themossiah loves everyone ur just a mean bich fat ass hore :)

• submitted by ianxcool
• posted August 7, 2007

bitch gay

• submitted by ianxcool
• posted August 7, 2007

bitch gay

• submitted by ianxcool
• posted August 7, 2007

bitch gay

• submitted by ianxcool
• posted August 7, 2007

bitch gay

• submitted by trumaster
• posted July 17, 2007

shaymin's right.....

• submitted by SHAYMIN
• posted July 9, 2007

dude your a bitch

• submitted by Shiny Eevee
• posted June 20, 2007

I dont like u ur gay

• submitted by DistantCube
• posted March 3, 2007

I thought NYC was no more than 12 million...and there are 20 million people in Australia... :/

• submitted by FlavorCrystal
• posted April 19, 2006

Could you let me know how you fed that gigantic group of people with the loaves and fishes so I can open a chain of restaurants called the Old Savior Buffet with my next couple of paychecks?

• submitted by Ruiz
• posted December 20, 2005

I'm the shells of that lady?

• submitted by Eddy
• posted November 5, 2005

You have money, and money > religion.

• submitted by Jobber
• posted November 4, 2005

stfu that's why i'm alive and you're dead
wwjd what would jobber do

• submitted by die Mozart
• posted November 3, 2005

hah, and I thought it was all about the drugs! :P

• submitted by FLEABttn
• posted November 3, 2005

Why is Jesus so mean? ='(

• submitted by SSJ3IcECap
• posted November 3, 2005

This one time me and jesus played rock paper scisors it was awsome.

• submitted by DoshinGiant
• posted November 3, 2005

You don't listen when I pray :(
But I do it anyway. :)

• submitted by Illustrious Chin
• posted November 2, 2005

You are not the real Jesus (the honor would have to go to Teenboat.) But your ability to make full use of every option this site has to offer is unmatched! :eekL

• submitted by Calamachino
• posted November 2, 2005

When you ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME. Praise Jesus!

• submitted by Station
• posted November 2, 2005

Hey Jesus, how's the high-life treat'n ya? Good to see you're still around, watching life be all amusing.

I'll be sure to get around to smashing some statuesthat idolize Ra for ya. ;)

• submitted by Fushin
• posted November 1, 2005

It's too bad this profile is riddled with grammatical errors, otherwise it might actually be interesting.

• submitted by Chac
• posted November 1, 2005

Jesus, do you like Underoath?

• submitted by Picasso
• posted November 1, 2005

What's your middle name Jesus? Richard? Ronald? Rowan? I HAVE NO LIFE?

• submitted by Jarred
• posted October 10, 2005

Hi Jesus, could you please answer me this? http://mystaging.modojo.com/users/jarred/blog/40/#comments

Thanks!