Welcome to Modojo, 
HAPPY SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Written by Pachi
posted 5 months ago
I am really special cuz there's only one of me!Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy that people are jealous of me!When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song.It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long!Oh, oh, oh!I'm so happy, I can barely breathe!Puppy dogs, and Sugar frogs, and kitten's baby teeth!Watch out all you mothers, I happy, it's our core!Happy as a cucumber, a twenty dollar whore!Ha ha ha ha!I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me!Happy good, anger bad, that's my philosophy!...I can't do this man, I'm not happy...I am really special cuz there's only one of me!Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy that people are jealous of me!These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout.But if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out!I'm happy, I'm special, I'm gonna heave!Welcome to my happy world now get your shit and leave!I'm happy, I'm god, I'm...I'm outta here!Screw you!
Why I hate Monopoly
- Written by Pachi
- posted 6 months ago
Monopoly, there's another little game we had.Yeah, we had Monopoly.Everybody did.
Nobody liked it.Nobody.Even if you think you liked it, you didn't!And it's simple why.Ready?'Cause this is for everybody here.'Cause you been playin' for over a half
hour.Ready?*BANG!!!*Fuck this game!It's four in the morning, grandma!You win!!!
Sittin' on boltig with crack!I'm payin' luxary tax of the ass!And I hate when you're the
banker, where'd you get those pink fifties, you cheating hore?!Don't fucking touch me,
grandpa!Nana is a cheating hore!And I should cut your head off with this little doggy!
We were so poor growing up, that little iron?We had to acually use that little iron.It's
not funny.Takes a long time to iron a shirt with that little iron!Mmm hmm, mmm,
tchsh, ooo yeah, hot.
Everytime we touch.
- Written by Pachi
- posted 7 months ago
"I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me.I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me, my weakness, but I don't know why.Without you it's hard to survive!
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feelin'!And everytime we kiss, I swear I can
fly!Can't you feel my heart beat fast?I want this to last!Need you by my side!'Cause
everytime we touch, I feel the stratic!And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky!Can't
you hear my heart beat slow?I can't let you go!Want you in my life!Your arms are my
castle.Your heart is my sky.They wipe away tears that I cry.The good and the bad
times we've been through the more.You make me right when I fall!'Cause everytime
we touch, I get this feelin'!And everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly!Can't you feel my
heart beat fast?I want this to last!Need you by my side!'Cause everytime we touch,
I feel the stratic!And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky!Can't you hear my heart
beat slow?I can't let you go!Want you in my life!'Cause everytime we touch, I get this
feelin'!And everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly!Can't you feel my heart beat fast?I
want this to last!Need you by my side!
Talk to the Pokemonz
- Written by Pachi
- posted 7 months ago
Talk to Lucario, Riolu, Pachirisu, Pikachu, Raichu, Pichu, Eevee, Glaceon, Leafeon,
Jolteon, Flareon, Vaporeon, Espeon, Umbreon, Lugia, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres,
Ho-oh, Suicune, Raiku (or however you spell it), Entei, Celebi, Mew, Mewtwo,
Jirachi, Groudon, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Registeel, Regice, Regirock, Deoxys, Rotom,
Heatran, Giratina, Darkrai, Cresselia, Mesprit, Uxie, Azelf, Dialga, Palkia, Shaymin,
Regigigas, and Arceus.