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Why I hate Monopoly
Written by Pachi on Sunday, June 1, 2008
Monopoly, there's another little game we had.Yeah, we had Monopoly.Everybody did.
Nobody liked it.Nobody.Even if you think you liked it, you didn't!And it's simple why.Ready?'Cause this is for everybody here.'Cause you been playin' for over a half
hour.Ready?*BANG!!!*Fuck this game!It's four in the morning, grandma!You win!!!
Sittin' on boltig with crack!I'm payin' luxary tax of the ass!And I hate when you're the
banker, where'd you get those pink fifties, you cheating hore?!Don't fucking touch me,
grandpa!Nana is a cheating hore!And I should cut your head off with this little doggy!
We were so poor growing up, that little iron?We had to acually use that little iron.It's
not funny.Takes a long time to iron a shirt with that little iron!Mmm hmm, mmm,
tchsh, ooo yeah, hot.
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