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Blogging is for assholes
Written by Prionic on Wednesday, November 12, 2008
It is. I'm an asshole and what you are reading right now is a blog. If blogging wasn't for assholes would you be reading this right now? That's what I thought.
What exactly is a blog? A self-serving diatribe riddled with bullshit and befuddled commentary. Who would compose such a thing? Only an asshole, my friend. A big. smelly. festering. asshole.
I know what you're thinking, "Hey Prionic, I blog and I'm not an asshole!". Yes you are. You're just too much of a self centered asshole to even realize it, which in turn makes you a supreme asshole. You asshole.
"But wait, aren't assholes things that expel excrement and smuggle drugs?" No, that would be a literal asshole, asshole.
Where do assholes go when they die? The cemetery. Same place as all the non-assholes. It takes work to not be an asshole and you get nothing in return. Sounds like something a total asshole would do. Does that make us all assholes?
