Welcome to Modojo, 
I will kill you and you will die
Written by Prionic on Thursday, December 8, 2005
This was intended to be an exposé on your dying while me killing you but my hair doll suggested that may be a bit too macbre. Instead, this month we'll take the high road and write about ponies instead.
Ponies. What can't they do?
Ponies are amazing creatures. They can make the blind see. The deaf hear. The crippled walk. The retarded not retarded. But can they change your oil? They sure as shit can! They're ponies! Ponies have magical pony power form Pony Island. I once saw a pony beat up a mugger.
Tune in next month for my shocking undercover piece: bolak - the man behind the man
Until then, stay classy modojo.
posted December 12, 2005