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Why-Fi?
Written by Robomo on Thursday, November 10, 2005
Another random amount of days, another poll. On the last edition, Robomo asked what people thought about the killer PSP hit GTA:Liberty City Stories or GTA:LCS as the kids say. Hmm, G-TALCS...I think Robomo has his new hip-hop alias. See him this summer with Fiddy Cent in "Get Awesome or Die Not Awesome".
Anyway, the results are in and as expected Take 2 should be proud to know that:
20% I can't afford a PSP so too bad
19% Killing is bad
27% It's awesome, I love it!
35% It's good but it's no Robomo
...35% of you believe Robomo is still the best. Another very informative poll to say the least.
This week's question revolves around the "hoopla" surrounding Mario Kart DS and its WI-FI...or as I call it "WHY-FI". Actually Robomo doesn't really have a reason for that, it's just a really awesome pun. Now Robomo doesn't know why all this "hoopla" with WI-FI is happening? It is a very seriously flawed technology.
See, Nintendo promises to allow you to battle for the title with challengers all over the globe! Sounds good, no? Well Robomo did some research and discovered serious, serious contradictories to this promise...
Webster's Dictionary entry for the word "challenge" is as follows:
chal·lenge (n) - A test of one's abilities or resources in a demanding but stimulating undertaking
Webster's Dictionary entry for "robomo" is:
Ro·bo·mo (n,v,adv,adj) - One who is awesome; synonyms - awesome;awesomeness;awesome x infinity
Therefore, how could one, like Robomo, who is at the top of his game, be challenged at all? It's not possible, it is simply against the laws of gaming physics and human...physics...science & stuff.
Although Robomo has yet to go online with Mario Kart, he can only assume that all of Robomo's findings are all true. For those of you have gone online, answer the poll question on the Modojo homepage.
Disclaimer: Robomo may or may not appear in Webster's Dictionary but be sure that Mr.Webster himself knows of his awesomeness.
posted November 13, 2005