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Written by stoner
posted November 3, 2005
i got mad pics of pam and lola on my phone. they're hawt. actually they aren't very good. lola is too far away and pam is surrounded with a glare from the window. hopefully by the end of the semester i'll get some decent pictures of them. pam hasn't been too bad lately, i noticed. she doesn't talk as much as she used to. now the problem person is mark. what a douscha. he said something about "philosphical underpinnings of politics" on tuesday and i wanted to smack him. he always takes a drink of his pop and lets out an "AHHHHHH..." that is gross. if i won the lottery i don't know what i'd do. jeff and i were talking about that on the way back from spanish. i'd give like $100 to CHS, $50 to UNL, $25 to pam, and the rest to lola cuz she's been studying really hard for her PhD. but seriously i'd probably give a lot away to my family and close friends, finish school, and move away so i wouldn't have to feel guilty about not giving enough money to friends. i'd buy nice things, but i wouldn't let my life be devoid of purpose. i'd have a job (optometrist hopefully). and i'd have a dog. and a bitchin' wife. and two cats. facebook hasn't been much fun lately. i'm going home this weekend with amy and amanda. that should be interesting. then amanda is coming back with me and fishnasty. i want a license plate that says: OMGROFL
Photo Album: fall 2005 random
- Written by stoner
- posted November 1, 2005
fall 2005 randomdesktimeamanda and amy visitamy vs amandaamanda is hilarious rofl tmiamy doesnt like amandakayla joedkayla holds joekayla how are you doingjoe rolls on kaylajeremy killaMore Photos...
pam was a clown today...
- Written by stoner
- posted October 31, 2005
...because it's Halloween. She came in with a clown nose on. Jeff said she squeezed it and it squeaked like five times. I'm angry I missed that. I really wanted to get a picture of her doing that. I ended up only having the nerve to get a picture of her out in the hall, but she's just a shadow. I will get a nice, clear picture of her, I promise. She's so freakin' awesome. The past weekend was pretty good. I went to Omaha Friday night to hang with Joe and Kayla. That was my first Omaha driving experience alone. I got messed up quite a few times. That's understandable, I guess. It ended up taking me about a half hour more than it should've taken me to get to Methodist COLLEGE. When I got there, we went to eat at the Burger King, and then we went to The Haunt. The line there was really long and it cost $11, so we decided to skip on that and go to the family FUN centa. I got to play DDR. I rule. We also played mini golf. It took us forever to decide what prizes we wanted with our tickets. I ended up getting a SWORD. I cut Kayla with it and she bled profusely. Shoot. When I got back to Lincoln at about 2:00 AM I had to park across the railroad tracks, and of course a train came right before I could get across the tracks. So it ended up being about 2:30 AM when I got to bed. Saturday was the game. Eck. You know what happened. When I got back I slept until 7:00. Then I played Halo and watched a little Monsters Inc. Then I went out with Rachel and Ashley. We went to a costume party thing. I ended up being "the paparazzi", and I wore a hat with sunglasses and had my camera. That was about the best we could come up with. I have no crazy clothes. I had my first taste of Corona that night. There was a bottle sititng there forever so I just took it. I couldn't open it. Rachel said you need a bottle opener to open Coronas. LUCKILY, I had a bottle opener on my belt. Ashley popped it open with my belt bottle opener thing. I tasted it. It tasted like coffee. Weird. Yesterday I went to Hy-Vee, and when I was about to leave my car wouldn't start. My gas guage is so messed up. It was saying I had a full tank, but really it had to be close to empty because a couple days before I had only a quarter of a tank left. I called my parents, and then I called Amy, and then Amy, Amanda, and Brandon came and helped me. I got a gas can at Wal-mart, filled it, and it worked! Thank God. That would've sucked if it was something other than an empty tank. I need to get that gas guage fixed. It's bizarre. I can't wait to go home this weekend! It's been a while.
truth or wonder?
- Written by stoner
- posted October 26, 2005
Today in Spanish Lola came in wearing this beautiful sun bonnet with flowers all over it. She said, "Os gusta el sombrero?" And all of us nodded and said, "Si." Then she said, "Me gusta Jeff," and she threw her beautiful sun bonnet to Jeff. It landed perfectly on Jeff's head. Then she said, "Jeff gets 5 extra credit points!" WTF!! How unfair! Just because he caught her stupid beautiful sun bonnet. WTFever. These are going to be my classes next semester: BIOS 206 - GeneticalsBIOS 205 - Geneticals LaboringCHEM 251 - the orga(n)(sm)ic versionENGL 151 - rhetoric as arguing for nothingNUTR 230 - pure healthinessFLESH 099 - intro to the epidermis I would originally have 15 credits, but now I have 25 because FLESH 099 is worth 10. It's required for optometry school. It's FLESH 050 and FLESH 049 combined. Bryce and JJ suck. Tysons is almost as bad. Yesterday in Spanish Lola came in and her zipper was down. Pamela was like, "PSST! Lola XYZ!!" And Lola was like, "Que significa XYZ?" And Pamela was like, "CHECK YOUR ZIPPA!!" And Lola looked and she was like, "My pance don't have zippas," because she was wearing boxers. IT WAS SO GROSS. I'm writing that on her evalutation. I feel like a college student.
833,000
- Written by stoner
- posted October 23, 2005
For those care, I got about 833,000 points in Lumines. ALMOST 999,999. I was so close. I cycled through all the skins TWICE. After that happened, I discovered that it started going through the skins randomly, and got insanely hard. I lost it on the first randomly chosen skin. It was one of the faster skins, but it was going way too fast. Someday I'll make it 999,999. And then I'll never play it again. Last night I went to a crappy haunted house with Joe, Kayla, and Amy. It was so lame. It sucked because we were led through it with a guide. The guide would stop us at different scenes, and lame-ass actors would try to spook us. Didn't work. There was one part where we stopped at a cemetary and the guide said, "Let's have a moment of silence." And then this dead lady came out and got right up in my face and said, "Don't you have any respect for the dead?" And I said, "No, but do you want to talk about it? Is something wrong?" I should've said, "Go back to hell." lolroflrlforlrofofl And the guide would always go ahead of us really fast and I'd lose him (I was at the front of the group). And then the guide following us would yell, "KEEP MOVING!" And then we'd catch up to the guide in front and he'd say, "You lost your guide." No shet. School is teh suck. I want Thanksgiving here now. Or better yet Christmas. I can't wait to be playing Kingdom Hearts II this Christmas. Next semester might suck. Goodnight.