• submitted by mossiah
• posted October 15, 2005

You should thank god for giving you such a large cock. I am his son and he barely gave me 7 inches (Thanks dad!)

• submitted by Jarred
• posted October 11, 2005

Out of all the people in the world named Toupee you're my favorite!

• submitted by Mirthoneist
• posted October 11, 2005

Toupee saved me during a brutal war; as blood dripped down my spine, he carried me 14 miles to the hospital. I owe this man my life!